What NOT to say on a date

• I'm very anti-gun. I mean, it's so impersonal. You feel so disconnected from the person you're killing. I like to have that connection so I prefer knives.


• I see dead people riding in the back seat of my car sometimes.


• People are really not that special. Really statistically, there's probably like 1000 people just like you.


• Yea, most of the things I want to do involves a lot of danger.


• Pot is hilarious. The people that use it, the whole culture. Hilarious.  I'm high right now. 


• I can drink so much. Seriously, it's almost a problem how much I drink.