Thursday, December 27, 2012

What NOT to say on a date

  • I'm very anti-gun. I mean, it's so impersonal. You feel so disconnected from the person you're killing. I like to have that connection so I prefer knives.

  • I see dead people riding in the back seat of my car sometimes.

  • People are really not that special. Really statistically, there's probably like 1000 people just like you.

  • Yea, most of the things I want to do involves a lot of danger.

  • Pot is hilarious. The people that use it, the whole culture. Hilarious.  I'm high right now. 

  • I can drink so much. Seriously, it's almost a problem how much I drink.

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