What NOT to say on a date
- I'm very anti-gun. I mean, it's so impersonal. You feel so disconnected from the person you're killing. I like to have that connection so I prefer knives.
- I see dead people riding in the back seat of my car sometimes.
- People are really not that special. Really statistically, there's probably like 1000 people just like you.
- Yea, most of the things I want to do involves a lot of danger.
- Pot is hilarious. The people that use it, the whole culture. Hilarious. I'm high right now.
- I can drink so much. Seriously, it's almost a problem how much I drink.