Salty Egg Crispy Chicken

Saw this at a food hall the other day and was just thinking. We're going to cut you up and cover you in your young and then fry you.

Yea, a bit morbid and in case you're wondering, yes, it's very delicious.

  

What NOT to say on a date

• I'm very anti-gun. I mean, it's so impersonal. You feel so disconnected from the person you're killing. I like to have that connection so I prefer knives.


• I see dead people riding in the back seat of my car sometimes.


• People are really not that special. Really statistically, there's probably like 1000 people just like you.


• Yea, most of the things I want to do involves a lot of danger.


• Pot is hilarious. The people that use it, the whole culture. Hilarious.  I'm high right now. 


• I can drink so much. Seriously, it's almost a problem how much I drink.

Look at Us

For all the times that we, We ever wouldn't be,

Look at us baby,Look at us now,

For everday that I should have you by my side,

We'll make it baby, look at us now,

Remember the time, when our love wasn't so fine

We made it baby, look at us now

Everybody believed we would never be,

Look at us up above,

We are so in love,

Everyday in your arms,

For every night I dream, Together you and me,

Look at us baby, look at us now.

I knew it all along,

Baby look at us.

Anger is a childish & generally useless emotion exhibited by those without a real sense of power. It is only those that have little to no understanding of real power that would use anger as a way to display one's prowess. Anger, as a comparison to other emotions, is weak, self-destructive, and unsustainable. Only a fool would believe that anger is useful in achieving anything.

It is healthy in a democratic society to have disagreements and counter viewpoints about the government it has elected. With a majority rule, there will always be those that act as a counterbalance to the majority view. That is in essence the heart of democracy, to be able to hear multiple arguments and decide which course is best.

However, when these disagreements and differing viewpoints escalates beyond just a difference in viewpoints and one side of the argument begins to attack very structure and purpose of a freely democratic government, those voices are no longer constructive. Those voices become a disease that seeks to weaken the government to give room for anarchy and tyrants to fester and grow. For the sake of the society, we can allow those who spreads this poison to go unchecked. It is one thing to disagree about government policies or how it's carried out, but when you begin to question the very need for government, those are words of treason.

Can Heros still exist?

With the world so blinded and cynical today with so much falsehoods and ignorance, is it possible for a true hero to exist in our society? If there is truly a hero out there, would they want to rise up to help this society that will greet him/her with nothing but indifference, hate, or fear?

Humans today would not give the benefit of the doubt, in fact it would be the opposite. They would face this hero with everything that is bad and ugly about humans. The hardest fight this hero would have is with the very people he/she is trying to save.

Why would the hero bother?

I hope I am wrong and that people are better than what I give them credit for.

I'm Back... (Hopefully)

Wow, it's been a while since I've posted anything on here. Going to try to do a lot better in the coming months. Will try to get back on writing more of the fiction and stories instead of the usual political bashing as nothing ever gets changed on that front.

Intermission.

Too cute not to post it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjbSx89Tt5Q

Cause if I put the post I really want up, it would be pathetic.

Instead, I'll give you this.

Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.(They all drink.)
Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.(Only Quagmire drinks.)
****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.Quagmire: Oh God.(Quagmire takes a drink.)
Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!(Quagmire drinks again.)Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

Best Damn Commercial I've seen in a while






Not totally sure why I think this commercial rules, but it does. I get fired up everytime this comes on TV.

Enjoy.

Suck it Bird!

No, your eyes are not mistaken. No, this is not photoshop.

This is a giant spider eating a bird!! Oh, the circle of life here in Australia.




Terrorists my ass. This is what you should be fearing.

Finally Caved

It's 4am and I can't sleep so I decided to create a facebook page. Yes, I know. I've been fighting it for a while. Well, when you can't sleep you do some stuff you might regret later.

So if you're on there. Let send me an invite.

My current favorite song

This might just hit a bit close to home.

Especially after the Cher thing a bit ago and my insistence on going to see Mama Mia when it comes out.





If you can't laugh at yourself.... well.. other people surely will so go ahead and do it first :)

Shout out!

To B for helping me fix my computer after my dumb ass downloaded a virus that didn't allow me to use web browsers anymore.

Yay B!

Am I?

Am I the only straight Pup that likes Cher? Yea.. I think so.

If you've read this blog for any period of time you know that I go to Vegas a few times a year. That said, me and the college roommate just finished planning our annual trip. Upon looking around some Vegas sites, I see that Cher is playing at Caesar's palace!

Cher!

OMG, how fun would that be?!

Sadly, like Mamma Mia before, there's pretty much no way I'm going to get these guys to see Cher. Can you imagine? 4 guys going to see Cher? Ha!

I would almost pay to see those guy go see Cher and say 'FABULOUS!!!'

My Favorite Things

What do you get when you put 2 of my favorite things together?

The awesomeness that is Zombie Musical

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pup!

1. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Pup.


2. If you kiss Pup for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!


3. The risk of being struck by Pup is one occurence every 9,300 years.


4. If you cut Pup in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!


5. Pupocracy is government by Pup.


6. If you blow out all the candles on Pup with one breath, your wish will come true.


7. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Pup is the victim.


8. The Pup-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Pup-fights take place there every day.


9. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Pup.


10. An average beaver can cut down Pup every year.

Ramblings on a 6 hour flight

Once again, I’m sitting here on the plane. Another trip across the country.

Seven hours is a long time to be spending on flight. Lucky for me, the flight isn’t very full so I have 2 seats to my self. That is alright by me.

Sitting here in the near darkness. With only the glow of the screen. You can’t help but think about things.

For example, I’m wondering what everyone else is thinking. I know what the guy behind me is thinking. Turn off that damn screen!

Wonder where these people are all going? Home after a very long holiday? Traveling to exotic locations? Trying to leave behind a broken life and starting a new one in a place no one knows their name?

Wow, I’ve totally got nothing.

Work’s been very stressful lately. Along with that, things haven’t been going that well lately in general. Not that there’s anything bad, just that there’s nothing good. I was by myself on Christmas eve and New Years eve. I had plenty of invites to go places. I just didn’t want to be anywhere else.

What did really cheer me up lately was finding this band called ‘West End Girls’. They’re a female Swedish duo that does covers of Pet Shop Boy songs. They put big dance beats behind all the songs too which is fantastic. This stuff is so candy pop it hurts my teeth when I listen to them. I think I may have to buy their CD from Sweden.

I know women are not Pet Shop Boy’s target audience, but it’s odd that I’ve never met another female PSB fan other than my sister.

Moving on. Yep. More ramblings.

Man, I wish I could move to Seattle. I think I would really like that. I say this cause they’re showing a thing on Seattle on the TV. That and I've wanted to move there since high school.

You now how I know I’m tired? I’m too tired to write those political posts. I have quite a few posts that I want to write about, but I tell ya. My brain’s got nothing lately. I mean come on, read this post. Oh.. yea, you already are.

Sucka…

You know what I was thinking about? I think I only know of 1 married couple that doesn’t have kids. I’m very curious about this. Why are so many people having kids lately? According to the government, there has been a 4% jump in kids lately. With the country in such a mess with a coming recession, the never ending and bankrupting war, losing of civil liberties, climate change, unrest around the world, why are all these people bringing a child into the world?

This is one theory of mine. Things are so bad out there. No one really wants to deal with it or think about it. Therefore, what they do is have a baby. A baby is the perfect excuse to never pay attention to anything else for the next 18 or so years. You world now revolves around the baby. You’ve created your own little world. All that matters to you now is the child.

Not that I’m saying putting your child first is a bad thing. I’m just wondering why so many people are deciding to have kids now. I think the escapisam that comes with the child is a good reason. If anyone has a better theory, please let me know.

This is good. The writing’s coming a little easier.

Oh, this is a sign things are too stressful at work. Last night when I was typing, my arm was in serious pain. It felt numb and all my fingers hurt. Yup, carpotunnel (sp?). I know. Totally bad.

Oh, it looks like we’re about to land so I guess I better turn this off…

Hopefully, I’ll have more to say or at least easier for to me to type on the trip back.

At the moment

I’m sure these will change within weeks, but just wanted to put down what some of my favorite things are at the moment.

Favorite restaurant (casual/fast) – Waffle House/Chipotle
Favorite restaurant (nice) – Fuego
Favorite bar – Brick Store / The Earl
Favorite song – Almost lover – A fine frenzy
Favorite movie (in theaters) – Juno
Favorite movie (rental) – Waitress
Favorite drink (non-alcoholic) – Bubble tea
Favorite drink (alcohol)– Jack D
Favorite shows (on TV) – Pushing Daisies, HIMYM, Big Bang Theory, Heroes, Meet the Press
Favorite show (anime) – Bleach, Naurto
Favorite sport (playing) – Ultimate
Favorite sport (watching) - Football
Thing most looking forward to in 08’ – Trip to China
Car I’m currently driving – Lucy (Prius)

What would you choose?

I think I've posted this before, but in case I haven't.
Answer in the comments!

A spouse that was horribly ugly when people around and gorgeous when you’re alone,
Or
A spouse that was gorgeous when you’re with other people, but horribly ugly when you’re alone?

Your spouse gets into a car accident, would you rather
Their face be scarred and had to be reconstructed to something completely different,
Or,
Their body injured to the point where you have to help them move for the rest of their lives?

Your spouse be extremely nice and sweet to you, but nasty to everyone else
Or,
You spouse be nice and sweet to everyone else, but generally disagreeable to you?

You spouse be very attractive and openly flirts with everyone that she meets
Or,
You spouse be less attractive and is cold to everyone?

Be someone that was unable to sleep
Or,
Be someone that was unable to stay awake?

Your spouse never drinks and nags at you for drinking
Or
Your spouse that binges every weekend?