I'd like to take this opportunity to give a shout out to myself, cuz I'm so fly. You can think of me as the sage of sages, the master and the commander, a highly educated, dignified, refined, and respectable high post black man. In other words, 11/11 trample, indestructible. I tell you, the poetry flowing from my mouth like dew drops dripping down, down, down from heaven might pierce your soul like a ninja star claims a life in remiss. You might want to check yo' self.

I'm listening to the cure right now. Thanks for the inspiration Robert!