Porn Squad

~insert porn music here~

I wonder if they’ll have uniforms or a theme song. Porn Squad uniforms would kick ass.

Damn it! Why didn’t someone tell me there was a job opening for this?!! I would’ve applied for this instead of the one I just got.

Being that I’m in the employment selection field, I wonder what and how they’ll be doing the selection for these positions? Would they test their knowledge of explicit and disturbing porn? Would they test how quickly they could find explicit and disturbing porn?

So many questions?!! All I know is, I would LOVE to make up the selection test for this position. Of course, knowing how this administration does things, I’m sure someone completely unqualified will get this privilege.

On another point, I’m glad we have rid the country of crime, internal terrorism, and a number of really bad things hurting our country. .

Oh wait.. What?! We haven’t done that yet? Well hell…

This new initiative came down the administration through the Attorney General Robert Gonzales. Christian conservatives, long skeptical of Gonzales, greeted the pornography initiative with what the Family Research Council called "a growing sense of confidence in our new attorney general."

I’m glad this administration is willing to do ANYTHING just to get a nice pat on the back from groups like the Family Research Counsel.

I think this says it all.

"I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. "We must not need any more resources for espionage."

Among friends and trusted colleagues, an experienced national security analyst said, "it's a running joke for us."

Just like the administration from which this initiative came, it’s all just a running joke.

Have a great Monday Everyone!