ARGHHH how did this happen?

Looking at my calendar, it looks like I'll be home one weekend a month until Sept.! 3 trips per month! Where am I going to find the vaction days and money for all these flights? Why am I paying for my apt.? I should sublet the weekends to people who're using it to cheat. Then I can have evidence and blackmail them for money and a large bubble tea. Mmmm... Bubble tea...

ARGH!

2 lousy emails today. Geeze... come on people, write me something, anything. I'm actually having to do work here.