NEVER HAVE I:
( ) BEEN DRUNK
( ) PASSED OUT IN RESTAURANT BATHROOM
( ) KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
( ) CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
( ) BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) RIDDEN IN A TAXI
(X) TRAVELED TO ALL 50 STATES (9 MORE!)
( ) BEEN IN LOVE
( ) HAD SEX
( ) HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
( ) HAD SEX IN A CORRECTIVE INSTITUTION
(X) BEEN IN A BAR BRAWL
( ) BEEN OVER THE RESTRICTED LINE AT AREA 51 (ROCK ON ERIC!)
( ) BEEN DUMPED
( ) SHOPLIFTED
( ) BEEN FIRED
(X) SEEN THE NORTHERN LIGHTS
(X) GONE CLUBBING IN IBIZA
( ) BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) GAINED WORLD WIDE AUDIENCE WITH MY MUSIC
(X) BEEN TO THE RAINFOREST
(X) HAD A THREESOME
( ) BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
( ) PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) BEEN ARRESTED
(X) MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
( ) STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
( ) WENT ON A BLIND DATE/MEETING 2 HOURS AWAY AFTER 90MIN IM CHAT (GO GLITTER GIRL!)
( ) LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) GO ON A HOT AIR BALLON OR BLIMP RIDE
( ) HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
( ) CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) BEEN TO EUROPE
( ) SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
( ) WATCHED SUNRISE FROM THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN
( ) WATCHED SUNSET ON THE BEACH
(X) PARASAILED
( ) FLIPPED MY CAR
( ) FLATLINED
( ) CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(X) OWN A HOUSE
(X) HAVE A REAL DOG
(X) GOTTEN MARRIED
(X) HAD CHILDREN