Fried Scented Roads
Check out this article on using oil and grease to power your car. Not only will this be more environmentally friendly, but think of how great the roads will smell! Fried goodness is all I can say.
You won't be able to resist the constant temptations of french fries, onion rings, and anything else fried. Of course, if we looked at the big picture, we'll see a world where everyone will get really fat cause they can't resist fried food. We'll be begging for the gagging smell of burnt gasoline in our cars to curb our appatite. A group of people will then sue the oil company and people who invented this device as the reason why they're obese.
Down with this environmentally friendly project!!! It will kills us slowly with delicious fried foods..
I like pork. Especially pork chops. Man, pork chops are good.