Friday Slacking…
I’ve been busting my balls all week. Working at home after work and all (home time should be porn time, not work time). So, I’ve finished most everything I need to do for the week yesterday. Today should be pretty lite. I mean, of course there’s things I COULD do, but I’m just gonna hang out.

You didn’t know this, but ‘Conscientiousness’ is the biggest word I know and know how to spell. I’m a terrible speller in general, if I ever meet the guy who invented spell check, I’d buy him a few pints.

I’ve been averaging about 4 or 5 hours of sleep this week. The weird thing is I’m not tired at all. I get sleepy at work when I don’t get enough sleep, but not this week. I just feel kinda numb. Numby Num. Yup, Numby. Like Gumby, but a depressed out-of-it version.

So Numby had to do training all week for a new system that he's launching for the company. Favorite fun (by fun I mean I should be kicking you in the face) questions Numby has been asked:
1. What do we do about people getting confused with the system because they’re not reading the instructions? (I have no fucking idea. Why don’t you tell them to fucking read? You’re suppose to be adults and professionals)
2. What if someone doesn’t want to use a new system and want to stay with the old? (well, since the old one sucks balls and is out of date, then maybe they are too. Fire them.)
3. Can you come and train some of these people for me? (No dumbass. Being a ‘trainer’, that’s kinda your job)
Being insensitive I know. You’d understand if you were there though. I can give you a conference number to call in and you can hear the fun if you really wanted to waste a hour or so.

And now, for something completely different:
I’ve had some questions in my head that’s been bothering me other than the standard crap that’s usually whoring up all the space. If someone could enlighten me to the following questions, that’d be great.

1. How does the bus drive open the door in the morning?
2. Who closes the door after the bus driver leaves for the day?
3. How well would I do in a dance off?
4. I wondered if anyone’s ever looked at me and said “Yup, I’d do him”.
5. How come no one ever says anything when you cough? You get a nice “bless you” when you sneeze, but you’re on your own if you’re coughing and choking to death.


I have a cordless extension cord. It’s completely useless.

Happy Friday Everyone!