Monday… Monday….

So it’s that time again. Monday morning. Time to wake up at some ungodly early hour, shower and shave, put on some nice clothes, and get my ass to work. After years of practice, I can usually do this in about 15mins. For those of you that have a problem getting up in the morning (not like that sickos), the first one’s boring with using 2 alarm clocks.

The second one’s much more effective, if not a lot more painful. You know that phrase roll out of bed? Do it. Roll your ass out of your bed and fall on the floor. It's hard at first, but force yourself to literally roll off your bed. The falling sensation when you’re semi-conscientious will trigger some primal fight/response in your body and jack it up with adrenaline. It’s horrible to put your body through the system shock and depending on how far up your bed is, it could be quite painful, but it works. You'll be wide awake. Feeling like crap, but wide awake.

I have no idea why I felt the need to share that.

There are better ways of waking up with a big smiley on your face. I'll let you guys come up with those.

Maybe it’s just me…
I saw Resident Evil 2 this weekend. After reading all the horrible reviews about the movie (only 24% good from Rotten Tomatoes), I must strongly voice my disagreement. It’s not that bad. So there’re lots of holes and events that takes place that were completely random. Also, there were parts that were just weird if you think about it (2 types of zombies? What the?).

People, this isn’t going for an Oscar. Take it for what it is. A video game about zombies turned into a movie. It's bound to be ridiculous. However, there was quality ass kicking by hot chicks and some big fucker that wouldn’t die (and with a heart of gold too, nice touch). Stuff was blown up, lots of zombies were killed, and there was of course the big evil corporation that was covering things up. So it’s all been done before. It’s still worth a couple of hours of escapism.

All you smart, thinking about ways to bash the movie while you’re watch it, can’t turn off their brains and just enjoy a pointless kill-fest for a while, however filled with cheesy and old movie clichés can all go get your brains eaten by zombies….

So there.

Yea, that was pointless. I’ve got nothing today.