Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Work.. huh.. What is it good for?

Global thermal nuclear war.... would you like to play checkers instead? (no) Global thermal nuclear war.... oops... Ahead of its time I tell ya.

Way busy over there, so no time to rant, and I've got some doozies. The old box is collecting a bit of dust. Hmmm.. can’t have that now can we? Time to get up on it.

I really should rant a bit more about this election being that there's less than a week left before all hell breaks loose. Not that I think any one who reads this needs to be convinced of anything. I’m pretty sure you are all solid in who you will be voting for. Please remember to vote.

I may do one more closing statement before the election.

Instead, I will leave you with this. (even though I haven’t really had time to get really psyched up for this year :( )

Top 10 Reasons Halloween Can be Better Than Sex

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. The person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. You'll feel less guilt the next morning.

1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!!

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