HELP!

Someone invites you to her wedding. You don't really know the person well and you won't know anyone at the wedding. She invites you because "your cool!" Also she thinks you're a "good ol' Methodist" (I know, this has got to stop)!!!

You've got no time to round up a date since the wedding is this Saturday. Do you go, leave your mark, and jet before the cops pin you down? Or are you "too cool" for random weddings?