Yoda has blessed my calculator!

And here is my song of praise.

Ode to thee, TI-89

I am a big man, Yes I am
And I got a big calculator
Got me a big ol' graph pad
And I'm gonna have some fun!

Held in my left palm
I'm crunching numbers
Maybe I'll plot a little Bessel Function, ya know
Just for the fuck of it.

I can differentiate you if I want
And raise the powers
I'm writing assembly code
To play Super Mario
I've got an 8 bit processor
To rule the WORLD!!!!!
Me and my FUCKING CALCULATOR...

Nothing can stop me now!

movem.1 %d3-%d7/%a2-%a6,-(%sp)
I'm gonna plot all over you!
movem.1 (%sp)+,%d3-%d7/%a2-%a6
I'm gonna plot all over you!

Me and my FUCKING CALCULATOR


I'm never gonna score :(