Friday, August 05, 2005

Home Pup

I had a 4 hour conference call I had to be on yesterday, and the call started at 7:30am. Pup doesn’t wake up at 7:30am, much less awake and be able to be on a call. I talked my boss into letting me take the call from home. So yay, work from home!

I was on the call with just my Spongebob boxers and a t-shirt. This SO should be the dress code. Was I any less productive? No. So there. I think it’s settled.

I was reading this article yesterday about people hooking up in Taxi cabs.

I’ve always wondered about that. The situation has never come up, as I don’t ride cabs that often, but I’ve always wondered how far I’d go if it presented itself.

It’s not that I’m shy about performing in public or anything. I’ve been busted by the Po-Po(s) a couple of times in my day. Talk about embarrassing. Nothing worst than having a cop shine that big ass search light in your car.

“ Can I see some ID?”
“ ummm…. No”
“ Do you not have any with you?”
“ I do, but I can’t find my pants.”

Actually, now that I think about it, it’s not me that I have to worry about. I just go out with the wrong kind of girls. HA!

So… anyone want to catch a cab? ;)

This reminds me of a story. The last time I was in Philly, the subject of open hook ups came up. Our taxi driver gave us some great stories about all the things that he’s seen in his backseat. My favorite was about one regular customer that he had who worked as a lady escort.

So on a pretty regular basis, she would call him for a drop off and pick up. After each pick up, she would tell him about her latest job. Much like a debrief after a mission accomplished. She would tell him about what she did, how the guy was, what kind of freaky stuff she had to do.

During one particular pick up, she was visibly frustrated and upset. She asked if he minded if she did something. Of course not he said. So she proceeded to pull out this big blue vibrator and started using it in the backseat. While she was enjoying her self, she told him how small this last guy was and how he finished so fast she couldn’t get off. Then she proceeded to tell him how quickly she usually gets off, and then showed it to him by showing him her still moving vibrator coated in her.. umm.. ‘stuff’.

Of course, the cab driver could’ve made this all up, but it’s still a good story.

So, anyone got any good stories about some public conquests?

Now for something completely different.

Some numbers for you:
49 - the number of vacations that Bush has taken since he was inaugurated in 2001

5 - the number of weeks that Bush will spend on vacation, starting yesterday. It is the longest presidential vacation in at least 36 years.

319 - August 3, 2005 was the 319th day Bush has spent on vacation since his 2001 inauguration.

20% - the fraction of Bush's presidency that he has spent on vacation

I don’t care what mask you put on him, or how much you spin and make over his image. He will always be the lazy spoiled little rich boy playing his game.

In case you’re wondering why I haven’t posted as much political stuff lately, it’s not because I don’t want to. There is just too much shit going on from this administration and the Republicans. Besides, I’ve got some important thinking on my mind right now.

Rest assure, the rants will be back soon.

Have a good weekend!

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