Friday, March 11, 2005

How unproductive can I be?

Let me count the ways.

I left around 1pm yesterday to go to 3 games of the Big 12 tournament. Thanks to vendor gifts and random uncle tickets, we were at that stadium for a good long time yesterday.

Don’t worry, it wasn’t all free. The 6 dollar beers and 6 dollar brats (Which I had 2) were much more than the tickets were worth.

So being the cheap and ghetto bastard that I am, I brought my own flask. I order a giant coke and after a few sips, turned it into a giant Jack and coke. I didn’t have a stirrer or anything, so for the first few sips, that was a mighty ‘smooth’ coke.

I didn’t care much for the first game we watched between Iowa state and Baylor. Now the second game (the one where I was having my giant drink), it was Kansas State vs. Texas A&M.

That’s right folks, Texas A&M. In case you didn’t know, there’s no love here between me and those bastard Aggies. If I found out their campus burned to the ground, the only emotion I would have is happiness.

Yea, I don’t like them. Well, not like would be to put it very very nicely.

Being that we were in Kansas and they were playing Kansas State, there were all kinds of Kansas State folks all by us. This was a wonderful thing. When I yelled ‘I hope you die you damn aggies’ and other mildly psychotic threats at the players and school and few about their moms, I didn’t get any looks of disgust nor did any cops escort me out. Instead, I received a couple of laughs and a few high-fives.

Those of you who have had the ‘pleasure’ of seeing a college basketball game with me can attest to my screaming at the top of my lungs. This only gets worst when it’s live and there’s even a small remote chance that they’ll hear me. Well, that’s not that important. I just like the yelling. Y’all should really experience this.

It was a close game with the lead going back and forth between the 2 teams. This was great as it kept the intensity up and my yelling continuous. In the end, unlike the real world, evil was beaten back on this day and Kansas State came out with the victory.

I could give a rat’s ass Kansas State won, but the Aggies lost. Lost like the cowardly bitches they are. Now their season is over except for maybe the NIT, for that I am happy.

I love March!

Have a great weekend watching the tournament games and Selection Sunday!!

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