Are you Ghetto?

Now I understand the majority of the readership here on this page is of the suburban persuasion, either growing up or currently living. Some of you may have asked yourself at night, “Geeze, I wonder if I’m at all Ghetto? Or Am I really keeping it real?”

Well now, cause Pup is by the people and for the people, we bring you…

You might be Ghetto if...
You can read your haircut
You sneak in to the dollar theaters
You carry your alcoholic beverages with a paper bag
You throw a pool party at the fire hydrant
You buy pagers to match your outfits
You go to church just to pick up women
Your fingernails are longer than your fingers
You have 3 or 4 finger gold rings
You have a car phone and no car
You think red lobster has the best seafood
You take a bubble bath with dishwashing liquid
You get into a fistfight while you're pregnant
You have to put stuff on layaway at the 99-cent store
You missed the birth of your child because you were playing Sega
You named your daughters after cars you can't afford
You go trick-or-treating without a costume
You've EVER gone out the door with rollers still in your hair
You think drinking grape Kool-aid will get you your 2 servings of fruit every day
Your rims costs more than your car


Be truthful now... how Ghetto are you?