The Ghetto List continued...


You know you're GHETTO if:

1 You go to the liquor store to cash your paycheck.

2 You pay your rent in cash and ask for change.

3 Your landlord takes your rent money to get his rims out of lay-a-way.

4 You've been riding around on 4 spare-tires for 6 months.

5 Your windows are barred.

6 Your mom not only found your stash, she's smoking it.

7 "Set out the good china for the guest" means set out the clean paper plates, Styrofoam cups and sporks.

8 2000 pennies for groceries, and you're set until your book of food stamps arrive.

9 You're having difficulties with the insurance company because of the number of bullet holes in your car.

10 A party aint a party without a fridge full of Ol' E, the Crooked Eye and the Bull!




Damn I'm ghetto :D