Blind Dating vs. Booty Calls (or the combination, Blind Date Booty Calls)...

Yeah, I watch too much Jerry Springer, Blind Date and Spike Lee movies et. al., SO WHAT? Who else would you want to make connections between dating and booty? (Probably someone who dates)! Anyway, everyone knows that with blind dates there lies some uncertainty of getting the booty. Its the case where the circumstances dictate the course of action. But I don't buy that. The opportunity is there for the daters to get busy and do the bump and grind. A hedonist would say, "It don't matter how many teeth you're missing, nor does it matter that your left eye always focuses somewhere on Mars, it don't even matter if you sign your name with an X, lets get it on!" And the daters would immediately quench their desire for one another. Hell, don't even worry about the small talk crap cause I don't care what you do, where you're from, how many kids you got, cause after this you'll be a ten-digit number. This brings me to my next point. A booty call is nothing but a 'date' where you know you're going to get it. You didn't seal the deal for an intimate relationship during the blind date (that wasn't the plan, remember?) and you're not going to. The happiest man or woman is the one who is on a blind date with Shananay or Tyrone and has two or three voice messages from Trisha or Pookey. Its even better if Trisha and Pookey are on blinds dates themselves.

And that's my final thought. Until next time, take care, and take care of each other.