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Episode 1109: The Crusaders vs. Super Annoying Ko (Is Ko friend or foe?)

Ko: T sucks. I might be stupid, but at least I have a girlfriend.
Pup: I wouldn't want to kick your ass in front of your girlfriend.
K: Oh, mister slack ass himself. Why don't you study a real science.
T: So you studied a so called real science and now profess to be a real man. Pathetic.
K: You hang out at comic book stores, T. That is so f*cking sad.
T and Pup regroup
P: Man, he is so fucking annoying. How can we penetrate his callous soul?
T: We need to find a way to make Ko annoy himself.
P: Or better yet, a sleeping potion.
T: Pup, you're a fucking genus!
K: What are you punks doing over there? Quit being gay and get your sorry asses over here.
Pup revels the strategy
P: I'll say something about how his sister is kewler than he. He should start to cry or at least get defensive. Pour the grape kool-aid mix in this glass of water, but hand it too him as water. He won't know the difference. And then in 15 seconds...
T: He'll pass out!
K: T, still having wet dreams of Zelda? Or is it Yuna now?
P: On three...1,...2,...3!
P: Ko, you're such a fucking poser.
K: Oh, yeah? Look at you, sell-out!
P: How much alcohol can you hold down?
K: Two twelve packs, a fifth of rum, a fifth of Sapphire, and then I'm done.
T: Well you should have no problem drinking my special blend. I call it the Great Grape Gatsby. Two parts rum, two parts Jaeger, and one part Scorsby Scotch.
K: But it looks like water. Honestly T...
T: Just drink it fool!!!
T hands Ko a 20 oz. glass of the sleeping potion. Ko guzzles down all of the Great Grape Gatsby. Fifteen seconds later Ko is down and out.
P: Good job T. He'll be out for the next 96 hours.
T: That was a close one, Pup.

Next Episode: The return of Nikki and Ski.